tick
i feel a tick in my head
and he's sucking on my head
in the morning i'll be dead
if he doesn't leave my head
why can't he go away
why does he have to stay
maybe he wanna play
but i can only say

i'll get you
i'll burn you
i'll crush you
i'll flush you
(down, down)
the toilet where you'll
spiral (around-round)

aw tick
mmm tick tick tick
brr tick

i try to get rid of my plague
but i left some of his leg
he grew back pretty quick
so i stab the little prick
now i cut my head
in the morning i'll be dead
but even after still
he'll find someone to kill
and

he'll get you
i'll burn you
i'll crush you
i'll flush you
(down, down)
the toilet where you'll
spiral (around-round)

aw tick
mmm tick tick tick
brr tick

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i'm in the mood to move
(and vocal - David Williams)

i'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet goddammit.
i'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet goddammit.
i'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights goddammit.
i'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck.
we in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now.
sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now.
i'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel goddammit.
4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left goddammit.
i'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron.
coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 - 2 - 1 time.

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i gots a weasel
i got a weasel
it's a teazel
mah pleazel
mah pleazel
got a weasel.

(there's more to this song...)

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fat lenny
fat lenny's gonna walk right into mah self
fat lenny's gonna see mahself (reflect it back on myself)
fat lenny's gonna gonna lick the shilack off the window sill
fat lenny's gonna lick me head off

fat lenny's gonna gonna lick the shilack off the window sill
fat lenny's gonna jump up + down (run back down the hill)
fat lenny knows what he is (to be fat lenny) cuz he is fat lenny (my buddy)
he's fat lenny (i know what he is to be fat lenny) cuz he's my friend fat lenny
fat lenny's gonna lick my brain today
fat lenny doesn't like mu anyway
fat lenny said (my friend is) today
fat lenny
fat lenny

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cold + wet
i'm cold + wet can't ya hear what i'm sayin' to ya
cold + wet it's the message i'm conveyin' to ya
how many times do i has to tell ya i'm cold + wet?

hot and dizzy you got me in a tizzy honey
hot and dizzy you better get busy + make me some soup
before i get sick.

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bumblebee
bumblebee
stung me
stung my brain
aww

weedeating Vaughn's grass
big bumblebee came right out
it stung me 47,000 times
it hurt
it hurt so badly

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don't laugh (i love you)
and when the sun turns to snow
and the grass doesn't grow
don't laugh i love you
i could look outside my window every day
but you wouldn't be there to come out and play
don't laugh

ernest hemmingway would always be there 4 me
but now ernest hemmingway is dead

if i could get u back someday
don't u say you're going away
and if you licked (locked) me in the sun
to the tinkle i would run
i love you

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never squeal
never squeal on th' pusher
don't lie to your mama
just do whatcha wanna
it'll be ok

don't swin int he water
don't fly inna daytime
just do whatcha wanna
it'll be ok

never smuggle no candy
can't be whatcha wanna
when you haffa go down to the darkest places
yeah

don't say what's really on yo' mind
gotsta give it more time
try to remember this rhyme
and you'll be ok

i know i turn u on
i think u an i could get along
don't get me wrong
u gonna be alright

say it w
me now

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up on th' hill (trad.)
up on th' hill
down by the river
by the ocean
across the field
by the word
of the boognish
lordy lordy lord
i'm comin' home

when i was younger
my mamma told me
she said 'gener,
i wanna smell it.'
then she smelled it
and it was smelly
and she said
lordy lordy lord
i'm comin' home

in a dream
said he was comin'
boognish was risin'
up from the mist
he held the scepter
of wealth and power
he said, 'by god,
i've come to take you home.'

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wayne's pet youngin'
morgan's pain
succumbs to the frame
in a zany combination
of wayne's pet youngin'

astral plane
conversing lame
in a zany combination
of wayne's pet youngin'

a stained pane
drownin' out the rain
in a zany combination
of wayne's pet youngin'

you name the game
and i'll bring dwayne
and roger and rerun
to wayne's pet youngin'

rerun's brain
confetti stain
in a zany combination
of wayne's pet youngin'

what's your name?
are you glad you came?
would you die in the name
of wayne's pet youngin'?

yes i would!

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nicole
nicole
i love you
i'll never leave you
w
o you i turn to stone

nicole believe me
love was meant to be
consumed by you and me
nicole

nicole
i love you
i'm thinkin' of you
w
every motion i make

when the stars are above you
know that i miss you and
i'll be there sooner than you think
nicole

nicole nicole nicole

exactly theo. cocoa puff.

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common bitch
common bitch
ma head itch
scratch it bitch
common bitch
common bitch
little girl

common bitch
wear good stitch
fetch it bitch
common bitch
common bitch
little girl

common bitch
poppa's home
no shit
common bitch
common bitch
little girl

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el camino
el camino blazing down the road
fast never slow
conquest of the' night
aztec machine speeding to the light

toronado concienda il ma pweeb
she rules the laws of speed
she's a bull of a machine
beauty like i've never seen

cordoba hot siesta at high noon
she takes me to the moon
estienda ma chi esta que
el puentes masto mehta

cuondo cuondo cuondo
cuondo cuondo cuondo

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old queen cole
old queen cole
gotsta take control
you drinkin' whiskey and wine
and it tastes just fine
4 U now nicki
life is gettin' tricky
and you're runnin' outta gas
drivin' way too fast

full throttle in gear
tryin' hard to steer you
toward immaculate conception
heavy metal perception
there's a would that's all around u
an no one will ever find u
for u that's ok
tomorrow's another day

rock roll butter bread
remember what yo' mama said
hey it's jes' yo' life
find the biggest knife
u can find now baby
yeah you actin' like a lady
you got blood on your pants
and i know that you can dance
nicole

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nan
what's your big secret?
could u give me a clue?
oh silly girl
i'm so in love with u

wontcha tell me what's on your mind
if u opened your head
tell me what would u find

are u 4 real?
what do you feel?

finders keepers
losers weepers
if i could get the lid off
i'd look inside the jar
is this the best i can do?
it ain't done me no good so far

mind over matter
but it seems i don't matter at all
nan - a party of one
do u think i could be invited to come?

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licking the palm for guava
it was a cold, dark night
no hope in sight
i left my little hut
and went to the palm
to get some guava
licking the palm 4 guava
licking the palm 4 guava
yes! when you're old and you're not very young
lick the palm

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mushroom festival in hell
the wind is howling and the time is right for fear
inthe emergence in the phosphorescent (tears) fears
and all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god?
they've already been immersed in the wad

the wind is howling and the sea is boiling down!
the mind is the water!
the mind is the water!
cuz it's a mushroom festival in hell

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l.m.l.y.p.
(ween is in big trouble dudes)

Includes Raps from Prince's 'Alphabet Street' and 'Shockadelica'.

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papa zit
who's yo' papa?
papa zit
who's yo' mama?
papa zit
lizen to papa!
papa zit
where's yo' mama?
papa zit
this is the shit

chew tobacco
papa zit
two chewbaccas
papa zit
who's yo' papa
papa zit
where's yo' mama?
papa zit
this is the shit

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old man thunder
old man thunder
sound of thunder
urbn sh' brazh daunn oh!
birndi sihnn
gone d fir d'sau
the munth of funth
gonna rundowntown
d'sau

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birthday boy
yeah! pain

last time i saw you
i was holding your hand
and i couldn't wait 4
u to leave

i knew right then
that it was over and done
and i couldn't believe
that i was free

help me now
i'm going down
and i don't know if i'll
be ok
i'll be around
i'll be in town
if u need a place
to stay

when the wind blows
and there's a chill in the air
i hope that someone
is taking care of u
i'm alright
yeah, i'm really ok
just so you know
i'm always there 4 u

help me now
i'm goign down
and i don't know if i'll
be ok
i'll be around
i'll be in town
if u need a place
to stay

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blackjack
blackjack
big black betty
little spanish eddie
blackjack
indian black betty

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squelch the weasel
squelch the little weasel
crush him before he spawns
break it to me gently
but with merriment and song

squelch the little weasel
juice him as he bleeds
feed him to the many
for thoust their souls shall weep

sipping of the sunray
blading in the earth
evolving was the nectar
given to the weasel birth

i was just a puppet
until the clouds caved in
bless me now you are sacred
my flesh betwixt my skin

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marble tulip juicy tree
i don't know who u are
i don't know who u want to be
when i carbonate the test tube
then u won't see me
i've got a twin cab diesel combo
it takes me where i want to go
and all the nuphies are happy
they know of a fungus that grow
so when you see hoecke's mind screw
don't come running to me
or i will scream and set aflame
marble tulip juicy tree

marble tulip juicy tree
it's where i want to be
when i gnaw on (the tulip)
it'll with that it was "me"

every morning i put my shoes on
and i think about she
who controls the 4 seasons
inhaling kitties in (the see)
it's like a noodle in a salad
little birdy wants to be set free (e)
i drill the corpse lobe with my mommy
marble tulip juicy tree

so this song's about (the) loving thinig
that u are 2 me
just stay away from my adenoids
marble tulip juicy tree

(Speech by the Maharisha Lawrence E. Curtin)

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puffy cloud (puffi claude)
drift away on a puffy cloud
go away on a puffy cloud
my brain is dead from too much pot
cuz (gene)(dean) + i smoke too much pot
cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
cloudy cloud cloudy cloud

float away on a cotton ball
we write songs about the clouds
my brain is dead from too much pot
cuz (gene)(dean) + i smoke too much pot
cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
cloudy cloud cloudy cloud

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